Tips for having an affair in Melbourne

Melbourne is a big city with lots of places to hide if you want to start meeting other love interests outside your marriage. The problem with sneaking around is you only have to be caught (or slip up) once. The name of the game is to keep a completely clean slate. You don’t want to raise any sort of suspicion. This blog post is going to focus on our top tips if you are having an affair in Melbourne.

1. Don’t do anything out of the ordinary.

If you are sleeping with someone in your office in Downtown Melbourne, don’t start leaving work late if it is something you would never do. It just looks so suspicious to begin leaving work late every night if you are the type of person that hates work. If you are a member of a gym and are sleeping with your fitness instructor, don’t stay too late in the gym. Basically, you have to always look at it from your partner’s perspective if you are doing anything that might make them suspicious then you are at risk of being caught.

2. Don’t change your appearance.

One of the top things that men and women typically do in Melbourne is to start dressing nicer when they know they are going to be seeing their new fling? The problem is, as much as you want to look really nice for that new rooting buddy, what do you think it is going to look like when you start leaving the house every day looking like you are going on your first date.

3. Buy two phones and don’t keep the second phone in the house or anywhere your partner might look.

You see at this point you want to have contact with this person but without any risk of being caught, so the best thing to do is to get a pay as you go phone and keep it in your place of work or out of the house. A lot of people keep it in their car but what happens next time you are dropping your partner off somewhere and a random phone goes off in the glove drawer. It's game over. Leave your phone in the office. You can always turn it off and hide it in the house but the problem is, that is a ticking time bomb before something goes wrong.

3. Continue having the same amount of sex with your partner you were before.

Even if you don’t feel like it. This is the biggest thing that alerts people to their partner having an affair is unusually sexual habits. If you always have sex twice a week and then suddenly stop it is going to look really odd. If you haven't shaved your pubes for a few years don’t suddenly start keeping everything pristine down there or your partner will wonder who you are trying to impress.

There are our top tips for having an affair in Melbourne. Why not sign up and meet other cheaters today!